Good Evening Earthlings!!!
We have ways of making you read our News Broadcasts. Just look into my eyes……
Today in the Futurama: Worlds Of Tomorrow universe there’s been an interesting develo……..
*a loud crackling noise suddenly interrupts the broadcast*
Can you still hear me? I don’t think they can hear me anymore? God can anyone hear me? I really don’t get paid enough Pizza for this you know. Please tell me in Space someone can hear me scream at least!
Oh you can hear me, that’s good, then continue reading for our latest Futurama: Worlds Of Tomorrow news!
Ok, so what’s all the fuss about? Well Zoidberg is coming to our games…. When? Soon…..
Yes the Government District will be revealed soon. We’ve no precise date as yet but as soon as its live we’ll bring you all the information you need to take on the government and win.
*a loud crackling noise once again interrupts the broadcast*
Ok, I’m out of here, I quit! Those Earthlings who are still listening can take over this broadcast by sharing their thoughts in the comments. As for me, I’m off to O’Zorgnax’s where’s there a cool drink waiting for me. Over and Out!!!
~ Russian Tigger